What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Did Muhammad Ali ask Dundee to cut his gloves off before Eddie Futch stopped the fight in Thrilla in Manila?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Can I fix a fridge leak myself, or should I call a pro?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Diamonds Are Forever

From Russia With Love

How mentally ill are Republicans who think Trump is mentally sane? He literally said immigrants eat pets.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Moonraker

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why are white guys the top consumers of interracial porn? What's the rationale behind this phenomenon?

Dr No

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

I broke up with my boyfriend because he wasn’t transparent about his past, it hurts me and he doesn’t care. I told him in the beginning of our relationship that it was a deal breaker for me what do I do?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-J W Pepper

Goldfinger

How strict are your parents?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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A View to a Kill

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What's it like to have an IQ of 140 to 170? Do people notice you're different?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Live and Let Die

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Is it true that schizophrenia can sometimes be a demonic attack or black magic?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Ah so!”

How much should one budget to travel for 1 month generally?

-”She is very sexyful!”

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